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"I think there should be bad blood between all clubs."
"Allow me to quote the great American philosopher Moe Szyslak, who said, ‘The only thing I know about strategy is that everything the manager does is crap. Unless it works, in which case he’s a button pusher.’ But sometimes it doesn’t matter what the manager does. Look at this year’s playoffs. Don’t bring in the lefty and David Ortiz homers. Bring in the lefty and David Ortiz homers. Walk David Ortiz and Shane Victorino doubles in three runs. Most tough decisions that managers make have a very slight effect on the outcome because you’re forever operating in a system where the chance of the next guy getting a hit is in the 25-30 percent range."
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